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Nnaa mehn this police people no dey shame o…asin eh..dem no dey learn. But sha, if we continue exposing them like this, police extortion will soon be a thing of the past.

Please make sure you use the video recorder on your phone the next time you witness this anomaly. Thank you

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the Ronaldos of this world

If you are lover of the game or a real Madrid seasonal supporter like me, there is no way you won’t appreciate this picture..Legendary!

Now, in footballing terms only, who do you think is better?

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Pastor Jeremiah Steepek transformed himself into a homeless person and went to the 10,000 member church that he was to be introduced as the head pastor at that morning.
He walked around his soon to be church for 30 minutes while it was filling with people for service, only 3 people out of the about 10,000 people said hello to him. He asked people for change to buy food – no one in the church gave him change. He went into the sanctuary to sit down in the front of the church and was asked by the ushers if he would please sit in the back.  He greeted people only to be greeted back with stares and dirty looks, with people looking down on him and judging him. As he sat in the back of the church, he listened to the church announcements and such.  When all that was done, the elders went up and were excited to introduce the new pastor of the church to the congregation.
 “We would like to introduce to you Pastor Jeremiah Steepek.” The congregation looked around clapping with joy and anticipation. The homeless man sitting in the back stood up and started walking down the aisle. The clapping stopped with all eyes on him. He walked up the altar and took the microphone from the elders (who were in on this) and paused for a moment then he recited:
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“Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’ 
“Then the righteous will answer him: ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’
The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
After he recited this, he looked towards the congregation and told them all what he had experienced that morning. Many began to cry and many heads were bowed in shame.
He then said, “Today I see a gathering of people, not a church of Jesus Christ. The world has enough people, but not enough disciples. When will YOU decide to become disciples?”
Pastor Jeremiah Steepek then dismissed service until the upper week.
Dear reader, What does this story teach you?

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The said officer, a sergeant attached to the Lagos State Command Motor Traffic Division was caught on tape demanding N25k bribe from a motorist in Lagos.

In a recent development, the Police via a facebook post claim to have arrested the police officer whose name they are yet to make public.

This is just a warning to everyone. Be careful what you do, SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE might be recording…

Dear Oyebanjo, Dapo Daniel AKA D’Banj,I am seated at a local restaurant here at the university town of Nsukka, in Enugu State, Nigeria, drinking a bottle of Fayrouz and listening to the sound of the generator, which is the only source of electricity around here.I have watched your latest music video. I went through the rigour last night. It is the video of the song entitled “Don’t Tell Me Nonsense” and it was awfully disgusting, the song, I mean. Kaffy and the rest of the dancers didn’t disappoint in the video.
This is bad, I know, using awful and disgusting, in same sentence. But that is what I feel about what I saw. Brother, D’Banj, a lot has changed since you left your brother and hustle partner, Ajereh, Michael Collins AKA Don Jazzy. Truth. Your songs have been nothing but trash. I wonder if anyone has said anything nice to you since you started making songs outside Don Jazzy. If they have, it must have been for that singular hit song entitled ‘Oliver Twist.’ Kai! That song swept through Nigeria and the rest of the world. You would not believe that the ordinary child on the streets of Nsukka knows the lyrics of that song and the dance steps too.

In Nigeria, there are plenty factors that weigh us down. One is our inability to manage our weaknesses. I see you have been buying yourself expensive jewelleries. The other day, I saw on Olorisupergal’s blog that you wear a wristwatch worth my entire family and maybe inheritance. I commend your taste. You are a lucky and hardworking man. You deserve it, besides; ‘Oliver Twist’ made marks. It took the Nigerian music to a height that had never been seen in recent times. Its toping charts, downloads, Youtube views and itunes purchases are amongst the few things I can mention.

Dear, D’Banj, Don Jazzy may not be an ideal partner, I bet you, no one is an ideal partner! Perfect couples quarrel and make up. It is the joy of having such union. I believe misunderstanding is part of us, as humans. I will run to the zoo the day I see a union that agrees on almost everything.Back to your music, I feel Don Jazzy was made to make good music with you. He may not only be your producer, but whatever input, from advice, to production, will go a long way. Besides, he has been miserable too, without you. I have seen his eyes in music videos. There is one he did with Tiwa Savage. Ah, Tiwa. She looked dazzling, while Don Jazzy looked wanting and dispirited. Tiwa may have a perfect voice but Don Jazzy has not been able to achieve what he did with you. The other boys, K-Switch, Wande Coal and the goody bag crooner, D’Prince are unfortunate learners.
They must be stark illiterates to have taken sides when you guys parted. I understand their ignorance. But my concern here is, if you wish to stay relevant in the sight of Nigerians, making good music, and not caressing a stripper on stage on your birthday, then you have to make amends with Don Jazzy and understand that people argue because they are beneficial to themselves. Only dummies agree on everything.
I think tribalism had a lot to play in your split. It is a sad reality, if I am right. Tribalism will eventually destroy Nigeria. Our young people think they belong to a superior tribe and so make silly comments which sometimes bring about misconception and then crisis. I once had a boss, who is Igbo, who felt my tribe’s men were lazy, just because she came to my state and saw a job and was privileged to be a high ranking staff. I have had people who think those from the north should be gatekeepers and cobblers. Someone called me a militant once in Abuja, at the Sheraton, when he discovered I was from the Niger-Delta. I forgave his gross stupidity. I think we should drink a cup of water when ignorant people say rubbish about our personalities or flaws and relate it to tribe.
You are a great young man, D’Banj. Few people have attained the height you have. I am encouraged to pursue what I am currently pursuing because I know I will triumph. Your likes and that of 2Face Idibia, despite your weaknesses are heroes. And you must recall that Kanye West met you because he had heard good stuff from you. When nothing good manifests, he may be forced to give you a new job description at Good Music, which may be mopping of the floor of the studio. This evil will not befall you. If you believe it, type amen.

D’Banj, pride is the worst enemy of any man who wishes to last longer anywhere. A drop of arrogance may work, but pride is detrimental. You were called the ‘entertainer’ because you offered entertainment. Today, Inyanya, Kcee, Flavour, Wizkid and Davido are doing better. Imagine Burna-Boy, chai, that boy has some senses oh. His music, even when he is talking nonsense makes you want to sit and listen or dance to it, as the case may be. The only person that is yet to outshine you is my dearest sister, Tontolet Dike. That girl needs Jesus.

I have to go back to my drink. I paid for it and it is almost missing me. I enjoy your struggle or hustle, as you may choose to call it. I wish to hear something profound from you. While awaiting that miracle that only you can perform, I wish you the very best of life.

Your admirer,
Nwilo bura-Bari Vincent
@saintvinny

OFFSIDE: PICTURE OF THE DAY

Posted: June 17, 2013 in offside

oversabi photo of the day

I heard his name is Cletus..is he Ghanian or Nigerian? LOL

 

0dbanj as a young boy jaguda
D’BANJ: started forming Oyato way way back
MI-Abaga-2
M.I: Many years after, still shorter than this beetle…
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 PSQUARE: Xmas day outfit ready to storm Oriental hotel for Industry nite…
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DAVIDO: campaign poster for class monitor

Tiwa-Savage
TIWA SAVAGE: red carpet moments..under the step!
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BLACK FACE &ICE PRINCE: outfit designed by TM Lewin… 
ICE PRINCE: trying to outshine Puff Daddy in swag
WIZKID: junior-v-SENIOR *10 yrs later* SENIOR-v-Junior (na so life be)
2FACE & BLACKFACE: “I wont sit down joor…Haba…is it by force?”
PLANTASHUN BOIZ: can we also auction dis 2face’s outfit for charity?
DAVIDO: this omo baba olowo things don tey sha..
DON JAZZY: When you hear the kick………….
BANKY W: Where did the BIG head finally come from na?

Please does anyone have the childhood pictures of VIC O, MR IBU, VICTOR OSUAGWU….etc I cant wait to see em..lol

Russian president Putin and wife Lyudmila announce their marriage is over on tv

Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wife, Lyudmila, have announced Friday morning that they have separated and their marriage is over. The 60-year-old and his 55-year-old wife broke the news of the end of the 29-year marriage on television.  The couple also confirmed that they no longer live together.

Lyudmila Putin said it had been a ‘our common decision, says marriage is over due to the fact that they barely see each other.’

Hmmmm…Dis kain thin fit happen for Naija so?
Churchgate building tallest building in abuja?

Churchgate building Central Area, Abuja

The CBN building in Central Area is a very tall structure as well, but this looks taller to me. What do you think?….And just incase you have no answer to this question…PLEASE  look closely…in front of the building…keeping your eyes down….there’s even a bigger question on the banner. May be that would be easier for you….It looks tiny from here so lemme help you with the words IS GOODLUCK’S TRANSFORMATION 4 REAL? drop your comments

 

teaser

 

Who is that her running mate?